Undefeated!
...at being defeated! Soccer this year was pretty fun....for us spectators. Madi's team, well, they weren't that good. And the other teams? Let's just say it was like watching Shakiel O'Neal play against Pee Wee Herman, oh, and Pee Wee's wearning a blindfold.
Let me just give you a taste of Madi's version of soccer.
Technique #1: Why run after the ball when you can rock out to the music in your head, while the rest the team plays around you?
Tecnique #2: Kick the ball to the closest goal....not yours, you say? So what! It's going toward a goal isn't it?! Kick it!!!
Technique #3: When being goalie, be sure to hang from the bar and jump into the net to see if it will catch you, this will not always save your team from being scored on, but you'll have a good time.
Technique #4: If you get tired during the game, just sit down wherever you happen to be.
Technique #5: Make sure you chat animatedly with your girlfriends from the other team during the game.
You have to give her some credit, though....she really did run in the general direction that the soccer ball was being kicked some of the time, and she played the last two games with a broken arm...the third one her team to get one this year!
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